One of the weird things about living with someone (someone you share your bed with, that is) is that you become intimately acquainted with their sleeping habits.
Josh and I couldn't be more different when it comes to comfortable sleep. I am a very light sleeper. I have a hard time falling asleep, staying asleep, and I always wake up pretty early in the morning. My husband is the exact opposite. Sleep comes to him as easily as a baby - he lays down, shuts his eyes, and the snoring ensues. He can then very ably sleep through the night, never once waking, and late into the next day if left undisturbed. I'm actually very, very jealous of this, but sadly, sleep and I are not actually very close friends. If I sleep until 9am on the weekend, I do a little happy dance of pride.
The other difference between us is that when I sleep, I sleep very still. I will stay in the same position, usually on my side or stomach, all night long. If I sleep in the bed alone, it's usually hardly rumpled when I get up in the morning - bed making is very easy. Josh, though? Josh rolls, thrashes, turns, kicks, arms up, arms down, curls in a ball, sprawls out, and generally ends up spread eagle in the middle of the bed. You can imagine how much fun this is for me. Especially considering our bed is my old (but too beautiful to replace) 4-poster double bed, passed down to me by my mom who slept in it when she was a little girl.
Anyway, this morning, I was awake early, about 5:45am. I didn't want to get out of bed, but I couldn't sleep anymore, so I decided to read a bit (I'm starting Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth today) until it was time to get up. All of a sudden, I look over at Josh (asleep on his back, limbs akimbo) and his face is twitching and shaking uncontrollably, eyes rolling around like crazy underneath closed lids.
"Josh? Josh! JOSH!" I repeated. He was obviously dreaming something bizarre, but it was just too weird to see him seizing like that.
He woke up and looked at me and said:
"That was the scariest nightmare"
"What happened?" I inquired.
"I was at my coworkers house and she had a giant cage full of beasts. Her son was taunting them with a tennis racket. I told him not to, but he did it anyway. Then, a massive butterfly attacked my head. It was the size of 'Gamera'!"
Such is my husband's vivid imagination. (Oh, and I think he meant "Mothra".)
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